a bit of fun

Diet Diary
Monday
I am going to start a diet, one I have not tried before.
You just liquidise your cabbage, then a cabbage drink you pour.
But then I'll need some chocolate. Just a little piece of chocolate.
And when I've eaten all my chocolate, I won't buy any more.
Tuesday
My friend said try the detox, it is wonderful they say.
It is beans with everything, I think. The pounds just fall away.
So when I've finished off my chocolate, just a little piece of chocolate.
Such a tiny bit of chocolate, makes no difference anyway.

Wednesday
Now today I am really trying. I've got fish for every meal.
Just think of all the weight I'll lose, and how good I'm going to feel.
But I need the taste of chocolate. I know I've got to have some chocolate.
Please just pass my bar of chocolate. Then my apple I will peel.

Thursday
Today I'm really starting, a diet to make me thin.
But when I come to think of it, is chocolate such a sin?
So sit and share my chocolate. You know how you love chocolate.
Then I'll pop out for more chocolate. Then this book goes in the bin.

Friday

by Passim